Who Rules The Comic Universe?
Welcome to the eighth issue of the Comic Eye. Today, we
will discuss the age old problem of: who rules the comic
universe?
Marvel
I would have to say that the Silver Surfer rules this universe. He
is almost as strong as the Hulk, twice as powerful than Cyclops, and
smart to boot. Even though his name is the lamest one that I've
ever heard here, people fear him all over the universe.
DC
I think that the coolest person over here is the Green Lantern. He
can do whatever he wants, when he wants. Say he's lonely on a
Friday night, BAM!, he's got a emerald beauty. As long as you don't
mind green skin, it works for me.
Image
It may just be me but, SPAWN RULES!!!!!!! Not only does he have his
own hit video game, upcoming movie, a killer toy line, ect... But,
his costume rocks! He is da' bomb.
Harris
She's the only one I know, she has one of the best costumes ever,
and she has tons of power. Yes, I'm talking about Vampirella. Not
only has she been burning up the shelves, but she is kicking butt
and taking names! I'm not sure who can stop her...but I'll give it
a try.
Malibu
Even though they've gotten together with Marvel, even though they've
gotten their all butts kicked, some of these people have some
potential. Prime is the ruler of this relationship. He is better
than Superman, for cryin' out loud! If he gets his head blown off,
his magical slime brings it back to life. That's pretty cool,
kinda.
*Famous Loser Quotes*
- "Are you serious Bobby? You think I voted for
you?" -Hawkeye making a move with his ex-wife, Mockingbird.
- "You ladies are making me miss one a heckuva party
tonight." -Sersi yelling at some girls almost as undressed
as her.
- "The fruits of vengeance ripen." -Some
first-rate villain after beating up a bunch of second-rate heroes.
- "Turn to me Ororo...I'm your salvation!" -Some
villain who was trying to capture Storm.
- "Huh?" -Namotita, just before getting the crud
beat out of her.
Well, I guess that's it, see you next time.
Issue #8 Written By: Jason Moore
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On Line: 02-Jul-96
